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天才一族
美国英语1990
  广告人越疯狂,做出的广告就越有笑点。某广告公司的文案编辑安·莫瑞(杜德利·摩尔扮演),发现自己只能想出老实的广告文案之后,被公司送进了精神病院。然而讽刺的是,他的这种直言不讳的文案风格却大受欢迎,并开始和精神病院中的“疯子”们一起合作,写出更多既实在又疯狂得让人拍案叫绝的文案。以下就是几则“疯子”们创作的搞笑文案和片中的部分爆笑点。  爆笑点之一:为美联航空公司做的广告文案——“乘坐美联航空公司的飞机,大部分乘客都能活着回去。”  爆笑点之二:为邮局做的广告文案。一辆飞速行驶的邮车在公路上横冲直撞。邮递员亲切和蔼地说:“为了能把您的信件及时送达,撞死几个人又何妨?”  爆笑点之三:给某旅行社做的巴哈马群岛的旅游广告。一个丰腴性感的比基尼女郎充斥整个画面,她的名字叫做“巴哈马”,广告语为:“进入巴哈马!”镜头一切换,无数接线员在跟投诉者解释:“我们提供的服务不包括‘进入女郎身体’这个项目。”  爆笑点之四:一个亚裔青年精神病患者在得到了一辆汽车的奖赏后,急于试试身手,一边脚踩油门,一边骂骂咧咧:“他妈的,先轧死几个白人。”  爆笑点之五:给纽约市做的形象广告——“这里的谋杀案发生数量比去年少了一件。”  爆笑点之六:给索尼公司做的广告文案。播出前版本(美国人描述):“因为日本人(个子矮)的眼睛离电子元件的距离比较近,所以电器由他们生产。” 播出后版本(日本人描述):“由于西方人(个子高)的眼睛离电子元件的距离比较远,所以这种攒精密仪器的活儿由我们来干,索尼电器。”

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天才小麻烦
美国英语1997
  比弗看上了一辆漂亮的自行车,为了能得到它,比弗按邻居埃迪的主意报名参加了儿童橄榄球队。这样就能讨好球迷爸爸,从而得到自行车。这个方法果然奏效,在比弗生日这天,父母将自行车作为礼物送给了他。    拥有了梦寐以求的自行车,比弗心中无比欢畅。大街上,一个大孩子向比弗借车表演车技,却一去不返。伤心的比弗回到家中,他和哥哥沃利都不敢把事情告诉父母,但还是被他们发现了,比弗感觉自己总是在闯祸。    埃迪喜欢上了女孩卡伦,他带着沃利去和卡伦套近乎。但卡伦却对沃利一见钟情,这让埃迪对他心生嫉妒。卡伦和沃利相约一起到滑冰场约会,却巧遇卡伦以前一起长大的朋友凯尔,卡伦和他一同离去,只剩下伤心的沃利独自一人回家。    比弗因成绩不好被老师留下补课,这对原本就对橄榄球没有兴趣的他倒是件好事。但为了不让爸爸失望,比弗还是没有把这个消息告诉他。比弗在街上遇到了偷他自行车的人,那个人和凯尔是朋友。他们和比弗打赌,如果比弗敢爬进路边咖啡馆楼顶装饰用的大咖啡杯里,他们就把自行车还给他。比弗一气之下爬进了咖啡杯,却因为个子太矮无法再爬出来。    警察和比弗的父母来到现场,比弗因怕又给父母找麻烦而拒绝警察的救援。爸爸只得亲自爬进咖啡杯,安慰比弗,并让他知道身边的人有多么爱他。比弗和爸爸一起从咖啡杯里出来,他的勇敢赢得了邻居们的喝彩。

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天才反击
美国英语1985
  Siskel and Ebert once ran a special show entitled "Movies I'm Embarrassed to Admit I Liked." I suppose that if I composed such a list of guilty pleasures, this one would be one of them . . . but upon reflection, it's really a lot better than that. Fifteen year-old science prodigy Mitch (Gabe Jarret) is recruited by ambitious college professor William Atherton (in yet another of his patented roles as a loathsome character) to work on the professor's prize laser project, not knowing that the prof is really developing a government weapon. Along the way, Mitch is befriended by Chris (Val Kilmer), another prodigy a few years his senior who teaches the Mitch how to loosen up.  This could have degenerated into nothing more than just another teen revenge comedy, but there's so much more: the dialogue is laced with sharp wit; there are some lovely scenes that have nothing to do with the story yet are carefully set up, almost as blackouts (e.g., Mitch goes to a lecture at which a few students have left tape recorders instead of attending; later, at another lecture there are more tape recorders than students; and, in a final scene, one large tape recorder gives the lecture to a room populated by nothing but other small recorders!); and throw-away scenes that make you want to stop and back up the tape (e.g., Chris off-handedly cutting a slice off a bar of solid nitrogen to make a slug for the coffee machine).  It's also one of the few movies to boast the presence of the memorable Michelle Meyerink -- as Jordan, the "girl-nerd" who made being smart and female something to be emulated. And there's Tears for Fears great song, "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" providing the perfect coda as the closing credits begin to roll . . . . Yes: really now, what's there to be embarrassed about?

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